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(another joke from my email)
Top Ten Ways to tell if a Redneck works at your office:
10. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
9. The keyboard is camouflage patterned.
8. There is a Dr. Pepper can in the CD-ROM drive.
7. The password is "bubba."
6. The six front keys have rotted out.
5. "Winders 95" has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
4. Outgoing faxes have cold drink stains on them.
3. John Deere Pocket Protectors.
2. The menus all have Dr. Pepper, and Royal Crown Cola options.
1. And the #1 way to tell if a Redneck works in your office: The monitor is up on blocks.
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